{"id":42,"date":"2010-09-21T02:57:08","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T02:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?p=42"},"modified":"2010-09-21T02:57:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-21T02:57:08","slug":"spay-your-goddamn-pets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Spay Your Goddamn Pets"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_43\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?attachment_id=43\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-43\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-43\" src=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/sadpuppy.jpg\" alt=\"The Sad Puppy\" title=\"sadpuppy\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-full wp-image-43\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/sadpuppy.jpg 300w, http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/sadpuppy-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-43\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Neuter this Fucker<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The female dog in the household is in heat again, prompting the mature male dogs to continuously fight\/whine over her.  There has been an increase in dog barking and dog annoyance.  Naturally, this could have been prevented if the family listened to Bob Parker and spayed\/neutered every single one of them.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The female dog in the household is in heat again, prompting the mature male dogs to continuously fight\/whine over her. There has been an increase in dog barking and dog annoyance. Naturally, this could have been prevented if the family listened to Bob Parker and spayed\/neutered every single one of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[10,9],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing","tag-dog","tag-neuter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/55"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}