{"id":512,"date":"2011-06-22T03:45:47","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T10:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?p=512"},"modified":"2011-06-22T13:45:15","modified_gmt":"2011-06-22T20:45:15","slug":"the-fall-of-minor-celebrities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?p=512","title":{"rendered":"The Fall Of Minor Celebrities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fall of Minor Celebrities? Sure, let\u2019s go ahead with it.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Joss Stone is still famous in a way I guess. Well apparently a couple of \u201cblokes\u201d (ahahaOHAHAHA) plotted to kidnap and murder her over whatever cash she had. The local Bob your Mantles or whatever they call cops in England, stopped this plot before it could get going. The real question is: Why Joss Stone? If you\u2019re going to kidnap and murder a fellow Englishman over their goods, why not go all the way and try to get at Elton John? Wait, forget I said that, leave Elton John alone. I love Elton John. Here\u2019s a picture of Joss laying on some guy with a beard.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-509\" href=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?attachment_id=509\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-509\" title=\"joss-stone-dave-painting\" src=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/joss-stone-dave-painting-300x171.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"171\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/joss-stone-dave-painting-300x171.jpg 300w, http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/joss-stone-dave-painting.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You like Anal Cunt, don\u2019t you? The band that is. Although an extra vagina in the anus is worth exploring. Anyways, the groups founding front man Seth Putnam recently passed at the age of 43 from a suspected heart attack. He was in a coma for awhile in 04 after ingesting 2 months worth of the sleep aid Ambien and in general, was a fucking mess. Now let\u2019s give it 2 months for lame ass grind core bands write songs with titles like \u201cSeth Putnam is a Dead Fucking Dick\u201d and \u201cVomiting Up The Rotted Corpse of Seth Putnam.\u201d To be fair, he\u2019d want it that way. Never got into the Cunt, but their album \u201cEveryone Should Be Killed\u201d always made me laugh when I saw it in record stores. You know, those record stores that carry Anal Cunt records.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-510\" href=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?attachment_id=510\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-510\" title=\"Anal+Cunt+seth_putnam_passed_out_2\" src=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Anal+Cunt+seth_putnam_passed_out_2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Anal+Cunt+seth_putnam_passed_out_2-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Anal+Cunt+seth_putnam_passed_out_2.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh My God, Ryan Dunn of Jackass fame was horribly killed in a car wreck early Monday morning. That\u2019s a shame. Also a shame he posted a picture to his twitter account of him drinking with some friends hours before his death. Local police are blaming excessive speed leading to the fiery crash. They identified him by some of his tattoos and \u201cwhat was left of his facial hair.\u201d Oh man, shouldn\u2019t have posted this, I\u2019ve made myself sad. God speed, Ryan. You\u2019re shoving things up your ass in heaven now. Or Hell. Probably Hell.<\/p>\n<p>Personal update: AJ from WWE\u2019s Smackdown program is fucking adorable.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-508\" href=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?attachment_id=508\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-508\" title=\"aj\" src=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/aj.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You wanna kiss me, AJ? Do you? You\u2019re reading this, I know it.<\/p>\n<p>Amy Winehouse opened her show in Belgrade with \u201cHello Athens!\u201d and proceeded to be a giant sack of shit during her show. I don\u2019t care if I\u2019m supposed to be appalled by a person wasting their considerable talent, I LIKE drug addicts and I like the things they do.<\/p>\n<p>Not sure how I would react if I saw this coming at me in the moon\u2019s light however.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-511\" href=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?attachment_id=511\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-511\" title=\"Amy\" src=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Amy-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Amy-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Amy.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Go away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fall of Minor Celebrities? Sure, let\u2019s go ahead with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[118,120,119],"class_list":["post-512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fall-of-minor-celebrities","tag-amy-winehouse","tag-my-sexual-fantasies","tag-the-flaming-corpse-of-ryan-dunn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=512"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":547,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions\/547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}