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– Ah unlike other films, this is not one of those flicks that cheats you out of seeing genuine children murdered. No 30 year olds playing 17, just lots of 14 year olds in bathing suits and the sinking suspicion you\u2019re witnessing a film more tentative pedophiles enjoy a lot for all of the wrong reasons.<\/p>\n
– Angela and her cousin Ricky are our main protagonists. Angela lives with the Rickster and his Ma because her father was killed by a renegade speedboat. When will people learn to neuter their speedboats?<\/p>\n
– We get a lot of very surreal flashbacks to Angela\u2019s life growing up, including one where her Dad and his partner Lenny are going at it like wildcats. Hell, I\u2019m up to chug a few Smirnoff Apples and see where the night takes me now.<\/p>\n
– The kids of course pick on Angela and that goes over pretty well because they are almost immediately murdered in gratuitous fashion. The film isn\u2019t graphic, but it actually has some of the nastier kills in slasher history. That scolding hot water destruction of the cook has to be seen to be believed and then vomited too. Vaginas also have in use curling irons shoved up them and while I haven\u2019t had woman parts in several months, that made me shiver in agony none the less.<\/p>\n
– Goofy things that make me laugh for no reason, you ask? Welp, one kid is drowned and his corpse is found the next morning on the beach. His mouth is hanging open and a snake crawls out of it. Unsettling? You bet. However, they hang on a shot of the corpse and someone off screen screams in high pitched fashion not unlike a monkey. So it basically gives off a \u201ccorpse making chimp noises from beyond the grave\u201d vibe. What do you mean that doesn\u2019t sound funny?!<\/p>\n
– Also a cop who appeared earlier in the film has a moustache. Apparently during production, he shaved it off. Unfortunately, he still had scenes to film. Instead of just throwing in a line like \u201cI liked you better with the moustache\u201d they instead decided to stick electrical tape on his top lip and pretend like nothing happened. This is proof that there is a God and that he wants you to be happy.<\/p>\n
– Ya know, let me tell you something right this second, the acting is fucking putrid. Outside of one Felissa Rose who plays Angela that is. She does a very good job with uh\u2026less than great script work and manages to pull off that cute and shy thing pretty well. You think this right up until the point where her cock flops out, and even a bit after that.<\/p>\n
– Oh right\u2026the twist\u2026I am rarely horrified by my beloved genre of fright flicks, but even on the kajillionth viewing, I am still prone to mumbling in terror \u201cThat little girl has a penis.\u201d I usually have a nice long SEXUAL shower then. Even with all the films flaws (and My GOD, are there ever some flaws) this makes Sleepaway Camp an eternal classic. Good gore, some surreal moments and a dangling dick. Thank You the 80\u2019s. Thank you.<\/p>\n
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