{"id":817,"date":"2011-09-01T15:30:29","date_gmt":"2011-09-01T22:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?p=817"},"modified":"2011-09-01T15:30:29","modified_gmt":"2011-09-01T22:30:29","slug":"this-kind-of-sums-it-all-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?p=817","title":{"rendered":"This kind of sums it all up&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Sun, a UK tabloid posted the following picture and caption to go along with their &#8220;Matt Hardy threatens suicide&#8221; story and really, what more can be said?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?attachment_id=816\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-816\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-816\" title=\"Matt\" src=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Matt-214x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"214\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Matt-214x300.jpg 214w, http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Matt.jpg 304w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oy. No word on if Hardy is still hard at work in his underground lab trying to finish up his recipe for the perfect type of ham flavored oxygen, but let&#8217;s just assume that is what is currently happening. We&#8217;ll be taking bets on if Matt will be headlining the Gathering of the Juggalos against Raven for the next half decade or simply attending as a fan and supporter of the Juggalo life style.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Sun, a UK tabloid posted the following picture and caption to go along with their &#8220;Matt Hardy threatens suicide&#8221; story and really, what more can be said? &nbsp; Oy. No word on if Hardy is still hard at work in his underground lab trying to finish up his recipe for the perfect type of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[249],"tags":[251,252,250],"class_list":["post-817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-matt-hardy-internet-legend","tag-beef-tacos","tag-drugs-are-bad","tag-matt-hardy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":821,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions\/821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}