{"id":984,"date":"2011-12-23T12:41:52","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T20:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?p=984"},"modified":"2011-12-23T12:41:52","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T20:41:52","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?p=984","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?attachment_id=980\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-980\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-980\" title=\"sndn01\" src=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/sndn01-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/sndn01-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/sndn01.jpg 375w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?attachment_id=981\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-981\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-981\" title=\"you-better-watch-out-1980\" src=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/you-better-watch-out-1980-204x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/you-better-watch-out-1980-204x300.jpg 204w, http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/you-better-watch-out-1980.jpg 324w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 204px) 100vw, 204px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?attachment_id=982\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-982\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-982\" title=\"blackchristmas\" src=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/blackchristmas-300x175.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/blackchristmas-300x175.jpg 300w, http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/blackchristmas.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/?attachment_id=983\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-983\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-983\" title=\"Silent\" src=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Silent-300x215.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Silent-300x215.jpg 300w, http:\/\/pooke.thedreamisdead.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Silent.jpg 470w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just remember, if you see Santa, it&#8217;s probably just a man driven crazy by witnessing the rape and murder of his mother by a Santa clad criminal,\u00a0as a child.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas, ugly ugly fans of Pooke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just remember, if you see Santa, it&#8217;s probably just a man driven crazy by witnessing the rape and murder of his mother by a Santa clad criminal,\u00a0as a child. &nbsp; 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