Posts filed under “Garbage”

Merry Christmas!

Just remember, if you see Santa, it’s probably just a man driven crazy by witnessing the rape and murder of his mother by a Santa clad criminal, as a child.   Merry Christmas, ugly ugly fans of Pooke.

Clive Barker is a Skinless Dragon

Do you ever come upon something that is actually kinda terrible, but for whatever reason you enjoy it anyway? Hellraiser is like that for me. A guilty pleasure; though luckily I don’t feel very guilty about it. I was only recently introduced to these movies, and I haven’t watched them all, but we’re only going […]

FFG, yo

Have you ever watched a movie . . . . Wait for it, guys. That was not the question. (Patience. Geez) Have you ever watched a movie, specifically one of those action-type ones, and it mainly features a bunch of tough, muscley, man’s-man type men? Maybe it has a bunch of really hot, scantily clad […]