Posts filed under “Kaiju and You”
There are 3 headed monsters, there are mutant heaping garbage piles, there are space chickens from hell… And then there is Big G. Godzilla. I will always love Ghidorah ( Gidorah, King Gheedora, whatever), Mothra and Anguiras more, but it is pure bullshit to ignore Godzilla. He has been dubbed King of the Monsters for […]
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KING GHIDORAH!! Yes, he is a previous winner, but he didn’t get much of a write up. Now we right humanities wrongs in this respect. Anyways, who are you to deny great and powerful Ghidrah his rightful spot atop the kaiju mountain? Hm? You’re NOBODY to him. An ant!
Anguiras!!! Anguiras is a monster after Pooke’s own sad blackened heart. Not particularly gifted, clumsy and generally just shitty when it comes to every day life, Anguiras always made up for his shortcomings with will and little else. The little fellow actually battled Godzilla in his first appearance and set precedent right off the bat: […]
Hedorah! Hedorah is basically a giant mutating garbage eating pile of pig vomit from space. He has 4 forms, all of which push the mighty Godzilla to the brink. Even his moldy flying lasagna form proved formidable. Hedorah firmly took his place among Godzilla’s greatest challenges in their 1971 epic, Godzilla vs. Hedorah AKA Godzilla […]
Mecha Kong! This just in folks: Japan is goofy as all hell. The fine people at Toho brought in a super sized version of King Kong to do battle with the mighty Godzilla and of course, profits were had. Now never mind the fact that their take on King Kong kind of just looks like […]
The star of Gamera vs Guiron…GUIRON. Take a drink everytime you see the name “Guiron” typed in this article. Guiron kinda sucks frankly, but his approach to sucking is very different in comparison with the Megalons and Gigans of the world. Where as those monsters are fine with their random laser based attacks, Guiron has […]
Man, Gigan just won’t stop rocking to the bang bang boogy the beat. Or whatever. I like Gigan. My top 5 Gigan Traits, you ask? Oh, you don’t care? Too late! 5. Gigan sucks and gets his ass kicked every time he’s on screen. DOESN’T STOP HIM THOUGH. He’s like Dude Love. Terrible look, corny […]
Gigan! Yeah! That’s the newer streamlined design, which does look cool, but I always preferred dumpy housewife Gigan. Awwww, look at hims pudgy tum tum. Seriously, what the fuck is Gigan supposed to be? AWESOME. That’s what.