The Sun, a UK tabloid posted the following picture and caption to go along with their “Matt Hardy threatens suicide” story and really, what more can be said?

Oy. No word on if Hardy is still hard at work in his underground lab trying to finish up his recipe for the perfect type of ham flavored oxygen, but let’s just assume that is what is currently happening. We’ll be taking bets on if Matt will be headlining the Gathering of the Juggalos against Raven for the next half decade or simply attending as a fan and supporter of the Juggalo life style.