Posts filed under “Film Reviews”
Blurry Cinema: Night of the Demons
Whatchoo know about Night of the Demons (1988)? Probably not near enough and that’s a shame. I will never understand how such a delightfully crass and vile film slipped through the mainstream conscious while Chucky continues to cackle maniacally as his red hair shimmers in the wind. The film does have a remake coming out […]
Animated Asshole Reviews II
After the success of the first installment of Animated Asshole Reviews, I decided to continue the tradition with the 2nd-to-last animated feature released by DC Comics/Warner Bros., Batman: Under The Red Hood. For some reason, I cannot actually find it to watch/review, so I will try to conjure up the scenes from memory. This should […]
Hey it’s almost Halloween, you shits
It’s that time of the year, when the leaves turn brown, the air cools and suddenly you can buy all of the sequels to Hellraiser for a combined $17.99. So let’s talk oogy boogey scaaaaaaweeee movies. Preferably with some Halloween theme. You see where I’m going with this, right? Hey let’s start with Halloween(1978), one […]
Animated Asshole Reviews
So hey, DC Comics came out with another animated, straight-to-dvd movie. Superman/Batman: Apocalypse The World’s Finest returns in a story featuring the evil Fourth World god himself, Darkseid. The plot is loosely based on popular comic book story, The Supergirl From Krypton by Jeph Loeb and Michael Turner. It’s been awhile since I read the […]
Blurry Cinema
Watching a bad movie while heavily intoxicated goes together like the internet and porn. How does one exist without the other? I have no idea and am glad to have come of age during a time when I could find any sort of degrading awful sex act I wanted within 30 seconds. Same type of […]