The best part about saving this to my desktop initially was a friend of mine standing behind me and myself not realizing it. Very hard to explain.
Your turn, Chiko.
Illiterate reviews by illegitimate children.
Do you ever come upon something that is actually kinda terrible, but for whatever reason you enjoy it anyway? Hellraiser is like that for me. A guilty pleasure; though luckily I don’t feel very guilty about it. I was only recently introduced to these movies, and I haven’t watched them all, but we’re only going to concern ourselves with the first one anyway. Continue reading Clive Barker is a Skinless Dragon
Hulk Hogan has the best wrestling storyline ideas and anyone who ignores him isn’t a real American.
So Steve Jobs died yesterday and it’s a terrible sad thing, no doubt about it. But come on, CHARLES NAPIER died too, and no one seems to care.
Who’s Charles Napier, you ask? First off, stop interrupting me. Secondly, he was an old leather worn looking bastard who was in everything from Maniac Cop 2 ( Only the 2nd or 3rd most important moment in Maniac Cop History) to Silence of the Lambs (He’s the guard who gets handcuffed by Lecter and bludgeoned to what must have been a gooey finish) to that shitty movie starring Jeremy Pivens where they all played car salesman. What a life. This is without touching on the fact that he voiced, DUKE PHILLIPS, the manly southern bastard boss of Jay Sherman on the sort of hit TV show, The Critic. He also played a racist really well. And that’s something.
So sweet Charles, Prince of Thieves, you have stolen my heart for the last time. And that is a true Duketastrophy.