Or he will hit you with a bucket.
BANZAI!
Here is your 2nd Yokozuna dedicated post this year. Will finally be recognized in the WWE Hall of Fame (spoiler) this coming Wrestlemania. No words can describe this behemoth. First Asian character to become champ and first real life Samoan to win the title. May you and Owen continue your tag team dominance in wrestling purgatory.
Ah shit guys, Ebirah is here…
That’s the entire post.
Such is life
Them jalapenos ain’t making my life easy at the moment.
Gonna Win it All
Kaiju of the week is coming…
And it’s Mothra. Gotta take some time to write it up, but be prepared. One of the top Kaiju’s takes their place in history soon. Who am I writing this to? Chiko?!
YOUR Kaiju of the week is…
KING GHIDORAH!! Yes, he is a previous winner, but he didn’t get much of a write up. Now we right humanities wrongs in this respect. Anyways, who are you to deny great and powerful Ghidrah his rightful spot atop the kaiju mountain? Hm? You’re NOBODY to him. An ant!
Torso
Usually when we induct a Pooke Hall of Famer, it’s a shocking revelation. Mostly because it means we’ve recalled to update the site. Make no mistake about it though! As far as I am concerned, there is no greater honor and dignity that can be given to a person or in this case, an arguably shitty Italian film about sex murders. Yes, ladies and gentleman, I give you the newest Pooke Legend, who’s memory is forever written in the sky of the eternal vision. (Author’s Note: Inaugural Hall of Famer, The Ultimate Warrior, helped me with that last sentence) I give you…1973′s giallo masterpiece Torso!
Friday The 13th Mega Overload
Initially, I was going to review all of the Friday the 13th movies for – get this – Friday the 13th. This idea has never ever even been conceived of before and so I truly felt like a pioneer who was breaking new ground. Then I gave up. So here is a really quick rundown of Camp Crystal Lake’s favorite hulking mongloid baby man and his exploits.
