You didn’t have enough rocket fuel.
There are 3 headed monsters, there are mutant heaping garbage piles, there are space chickens from hell…
And then there is Big G. Godzilla. I will always love Ghidorah ( Gidorah, King Gheedora, whatever), Mothra and Anguiras more, but it is pure bullshit to ignore Godzilla. He has been dubbed King of the Monsters for a reason: He is the greatest heel and face the world will ever see. A pure monster who gives no shits, who defends his turf because it is HIS to destroy, not yours, a menace and a God all in the same breath.
Godzilla is hard to talk about in the same way Hulk Hogan is. He was always the focal point, but he was never why you (well at least me) came back for more. He was and still is a power beyond reason, a destructive force without true care or decency. Godzilla is a force of nature, something like the snow or fire or rain; it cannot be reasoned with, it cannot be fought, it simply is. The Cloverfield Monster was a hell of an attempt at a remake, but it never was what Big G can and has always been. He is a God. So just be happy you get to watch a GOD work and accept that whatever you love, whatever you cherish, whatever you wanna think is more than it is, it will NEVER be Godzilla. Ever. He’s like the wind. He’s outta your league.
He doesn’t need a picture. Google him if you wanna. Just remember, your image search has to say “Godzilla.” It should really say “Big G” Accept your God. A Jesus who never lies or fails you. A Lord that will do all he can for you and then may turn around and murder you. Big G. There is no bullshit. Come on man, Big G. Google it. Do it. You were just a fool to believe, he’s outta your league.
Not sure why I promised a Mothra post 5 months ago and didn’t deliver. And by “Not sure”, I mean I bet I was kind of drunk.
Here is your 2nd Yokozuna dedicated post this year. Will finally be recognized in the WWE Hall of Fame (spoiler) this coming Wrestlemania. No words can describe this behemoth. First Asian character to become champ and first real life Samoan to win the title. May you and Owen continue your tag team dominance in wrestling purgatory.
Them jalapenos ain’t making my life easy at the moment.
And it’s Mothra. Gotta take some time to write it up, but be prepared. One of the top Kaiju’s takes their place in history soon. Who am I writing this to? Chiko?!
KING GHIDORAH!! Yes, he is a previous winner, but he didn’t get much of a write up. Now we right humanities wrongs in this respect. Anyways, who are you to deny great and powerful Ghidrah his rightful spot atop the kaiju mountain? Hm? You’re NOBODY to him. An ant!