Zombies

After watching the Walking Dead and reading various thoughts on it. One mentioned that almost, if not all of the zombie movies have the undead merely as a prop. They are in the background while the real conflict are between surviving humans. Though it pains me to say it; the notion is correct. However, I like to think of it in terms of metaphors.

Zombies represent death. They are unrelenting, patient creatures that will never be satiated. They are always after you, whether you realize it or not. They’ll wait when you hide in your safehouse. They’ll chase when you run. There’s no way to avoid them.

Humans attempt to delay the inevitable. Some live in fear their entire lives. Some adjust, but lose reasons for living. Many succumb, eventually.

Blurry Cinema: Night of the Demons

Whatchoo know about Night of the Demons (1988)? Probably not near enough and that’s a shame. I will never understand how such a delightfully crass and vile film slipped through the mainstream conscious while Chucky continues to cackle maniacally as his red hair shimmers in the wind. The film does have a remake coming out relatively soon, but it’s been doomed to direct to DVD status and a starring role for Shannon Elizabeth. Mother of Mary. So let’s pretend none of this has happened and discuss a party thrown by a girl named Angela.

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The NBA and you.

White people are bad at many many things. Race relations, ending war, properly making barbecue, you name it. What are we the worst at though? That’s easy, basketball. We have our niche in other sports. The NFL has more white quarterbacks than anything. Major league baseball? A lot of awkward white guys pitching and batting 6th in the lineup. Hockey is pretty much a white wash frankly. The NBA has only lead to shame for my people though. A shame I will now roll around in. I give you my top 10 favorite shitty white basketball players! That is EXCITEMENT shooting through your body, my friend. Go with it.
 
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Animated Asshole Reviews II

After the success of the first installment of Animated Asshole Reviews, I decided to continue the tradition with the 2nd-to-last animated feature released by DC Comics/Warner Bros., Batman: Under The Red Hood. For some reason, I cannot actually find it to watch/review, so I will try to conjure up the scenes from memory. This should be exciting. I have no idea how much of the movie cribbed from the original comic book. However, if I recall correctly, there were a ton of similarities.

  • Some mysterious guy is screwing over the Gotham underworld.
  • Turns out that it may be someone of Batman’s past.
  • Oh hey, it’s Jason Todd! He was the 2nd Robin.
  • Black Mask hires the Joker to dispatch of the Red Hood.
  • Joker nearly kills everyone before being kidnapped by the Red Hood.
  • Jason Todd holds Joker hostage; Batman goes to rescue him.
  • Jason demands to know why Batman hasn’t avenged him and threatens to kill the Joker.
  • Batman stops Jason and the Joker sets off a bomb. Jason’s body isn’t found…
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    Don’t Go Play Recettear!

    Besides Civilization 5, there has been another game that ate up my precious hours of life. Recently brought over to the States from Japan, Recettear has sold over 26,000 copies in a month alone. Needless to say there are a lot of anime fans who would play anything from Japan. I am one of those idiots. This is a shiny game that even the mrs. thought was too gay. Pedogay.

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