Posts by Glamorama
Your Kaiju of the Week is…
Mecha Kong! This just in folks: Japan is goofy as all hell. The fine people at Toho brought in a super sized version of King Kong to do battle with the mighty Godzilla and of course, profits were had. Now never mind the fact that their take on King Kong kind of just looks like […]
Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland
I have goals in life, like anyone else. Unfortunately, my goals usually revolve around finding who’s killing the cattle at midnight on Fall Out: New Vegas or drinking the most beer out of a 30 pack that I didn’t pay for. It still feels good to meet those goals though and today, I will review […]
Meanwhile, in Japan…
Hightower is dead
The Police Academy movies suck something fierce, but dammit, they had established characters. One of those characters was “Hightower” and the man who played him, Bubba Smith, has passed from natural causes at the age of 66. Bubba played nine (yes, fucking NINE) NFL seasons in a time period where playing that long meant you were one […]
Creepshow
I bought a lot of basketball cards as a kid. Used to trade them with a few mutual basketball lovers and what not. Occasionally, I would get into a swap off with a friend who didn’t watch basketball, but bought cards anyways as a means to communicate with our group. I did the honorable thing […]
Your Kaiju of the Week is…
The star of Gamera vs Guiron…GUIRON. Take a drink everytime you see the name “Guiron” typed in this article. Guiron kinda sucks frankly, but his approach to sucking is very different in comparison with the Megalons and Gigans of the world. Where as those monsters are fine with their random laser based attacks, Guiron has […]
When we were kings my friends, when we were kings.
More about Gigan!
Man, Gigan just won’t stop rocking to the bang bang boogy the beat. Or whatever. I like Gigan. My top 5 Gigan Traits, you ask? Oh, you don’t care? Too late! 5. Gigan sucks and gets his ass kicked every time he’s on screen. DOESN’T STOP HIM THOUGH. He’s like Dude Love. Terrible look, corny […]
Your Kaiju of the week is…
Gigan! Yeah! That’s the newer streamlined design, which does look cool, but I always preferred dumpy housewife Gigan. Awwww, look at hims pudgy tum tum. Seriously, what the fuck is Gigan supposed to be? AWESOME. That’s what.