Posts tagged “review”

FFG, yo

Have you ever watched a movie . . . . Wait for it, guys. That was not the question. (Patience. Geez) Have you ever watched a movie, specifically one of those action-type ones, and it mainly features a bunch of tough, muscley, man’s-man type men? Maybe it has a bunch of really hot, scantily clad […]

Animated Asshole Reviews III, part 1

Third time is a charm when it comes to Animated Asshole Reviews. This will be the third time I try to review an animated film, hopefully it’ll actually be done by the end of the year. However, knowing my excellent track record, it won’t. The latest cartoon movie produced by DC Comics is an anthology […]

Lady Gaga – Born This Way

This is the first time I have done a music review in years. I don’t even listen to tunes these days, preferring the empty silence as much as I can. However, when I discovered that the latest Lady Gaga album was going to be a $1, I couldn’t pass up on it. I vaguely know […]

Animated Asshole Reviews II

After the success of the first installment of Animated Asshole Reviews, I decided to continue the tradition with the 2nd-to-last animated feature released by DC Comics/Warner Bros., Batman: Under The Red Hood. For some reason, I cannot actually find it to watch/review, so I will try to conjure up the scenes from memory. This should […]

Don’t Go Play Recettear!

Besides Civilization 5, there has been another game that ate up my precious hours of life. Recently brought over to the States from Japan, Recettear has sold over 26,000 copies in a month alone. Needless to say there are a lot of anime fans who would play anything from Japan. I am one of those […]


I’ve been playing Sid Meier’s Civilization 5 a lot lately, which includes my lack of updates. While playing it, I discovered that “hey! I can do a terrible review of this game!” So here we are. You with your natty ice and me with my somber demeanor. Should you go out and buy this game? […]

Animated Asshole Reviews

So hey, DC Comics came out with another animated, straight-to-dvd movie. Superman/Batman: Apocalypse The World’s Finest returns in a story featuring the evil Fourth World god himself, Darkseid. The plot is loosely based on popular comic book story, The Supergirl From Krypton by Jeph Loeb and Michael Turner. It’s been awhile since I read the […]

Blurry Cinema

Watching a bad movie while heavily intoxicated goes together like the internet and porn. How does one exist without the other? I have no idea and am glad to have come of age during a time when I could find any sort of degrading awful sex act I wanted within 30 seconds. Same type of […]