Posts by Glamorama
Blurry Cinema: Night of the Demons
Whatchoo know about Night of the Demons (1988)? Probably not near enough and that’s a shame. I will never understand how such a delightfully crass and vile film slipped through the mainstream conscious while Chucky continues to cackle maniacally as his red hair shimmers in the wind. The film does have a remake coming out […]
The NBA and you.
White people are bad at many many things. Race relations, ending war, properly making barbecue, you name it. What are we the worst at though? That’s easy, basketball. We have our niche in other sports. The NFL has more white quarterbacks than anything. Major league baseball? A lot of awkward white guys pitching and batting […]
Hey it’s almost Halloween, you shits
It’s that time of the year, when the leaves turn brown, the air cools and suddenly you can buy all of the sequels to Hellraiser for a combined $17.99. So let’s talk oogy boogey scaaaaaaweeee movies. Preferably with some Halloween theme. You see where I’m going with this, right? Hey let’s start with Halloween(1978), one […]
The Deftones – Diamond Eyes
What a large eight ball the vaguely stupid yet fiercely intelligent Deftones put themselves behind right from the onset of their career. They were from Sacramento, toured with Korn, had dreadlocks and occasionally spoke in broken ebonics. Their debut album, Adrenaline, featured quick hitting bursts of rage combined with a whisper quiet menace that while […]
El Gigante passes.
Jorge Gonzalez was enormously tall. And that’s all it took to get his foot in the door as one of pro wrestling’s greatest freak shows. Standing 7 feet 7 inches tall, but billed as well over 8ft, El Gigante was not exactly a technical wonder. A former basketball player, Ted Turner’s WCW encouraged him to […]
Lovin’ that hoop
I’ve been a huge NBA fan all my life, it probably consumes roughly 21% of my life. The problem with this is most of my friends are in no way shape or form fans of anything even close to organized sport, so I end up masturbating alone sadly to another failed Bulls run. As a […]
Blurry Cinema
Watching a bad movie while heavily intoxicated goes together like the internet and porn. How does one exist without the other? I have no idea and am glad to have come of age during a time when I could find any sort of degrading awful sex act I wanted within 30 seconds. Same type of […]
A new feature debuts!
We here at Pookenstein are just like any other people. Our intricate knowledge of pornography sites and former Intercontinental champions may be larger than the average joe’s, but that’s an irrelevant point and how dare you bring it up in a public setting. Feh. What was I getting at again? Oh yeah, we’re regular people […]
A special event.
Pooke. The word by itself conjures up emotions, wistful memories and endless regrets in everyone who has ever dared cross it’s borders. Pooke means a lot of things to a lot of people and when it fell, the hopes of a generation went with it. I don’t claim to be anything more than just a […]
And all is right with the world…
Sequels are usually disappointing. Mercifully, this is our 6th or 7th reboot of the almighty Pooke so we have surpassed disappointing and moved right into full on self parody. I can see no way that this does not end in profit. Viva La Pooke!