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Hightower is dead

The Police Academy movies suck something fierce, but dammit, they had established characters. One of those characters was “Hightower” and the man who played him, Bubba Smith, has passed from natural causes at the age of 66. Bubba played nine (yes, fucking NINE) NFL seasons in a time period where playing that long meant you were one […]

Your Kaiju of the Week is…

The star of Gamera vs Guiron…GUIRON. Take a drink everytime you see the name “Guiron” typed in this article. Guiron kinda sucks frankly, but his approach to sucking is very different in comparison with the Megalons and Gigans of the world. Where as those monsters are fine with their random laser based attacks, Guiron has […]

More about Gigan!

Man, Gigan just won’t stop rocking to the bang bang boogy the beat. Or whatever. I like Gigan. My top 5 Gigan Traits, you ask? Oh, you don’t care? Too late! 5. Gigan sucks and gets his ass kicked every time he’s on screen. DOESN’T STOP HIM THOUGH. He’s like Dude Love. Terrible look, corny […]

Goodbye Shaq Daddy

Man, what are we going to do without Shaquille O’ Neal? The Shaq Daddy announced his retirement yesterday and I am all broken up about it. Mostly because he straddled that line between “genuinely funny” and “accidentally hilarious” that all of us strive for. Ah hell, let’s count down the top 10 most embarrassing moments […]

The NBA and you.

White people are bad at many many things. Race relations, ending war, properly making barbecue, you name it. What are we the worst at though? That’s easy, basketball. We have our niche in other sports. The NFL has more white quarterbacks than anything. Major league baseball? A lot of awkward white guys pitching and batting […]