Posts by Glamorama
Night of the Demons 3…sucks.
Night of the Demons and it’s gloriously offensive sequel brought some truly intriguing things to the table. Can you be raped by a tube of lipstick? Can that same lipstick have previously been shoved into someone’s tit with little resistance? Do nuns know a form of kung fu? The Night of the Demons series nodded […]
Candyman
Let’s get one thing straight right out of the gate: Tony Todd kicks a substantial amount of posterior. An imposing look combined with a voice that sounds like it could’ve done the spoken word parts of Boyz 2 Men songs has given him a nice career in the horror industry. He’s a little different for […]
The Fall of Minor Celebrities 2
Remember when I did that Fall of Minor Celebrities thing one time and it generated so much international media that it crashed the internet into the Lord’s smiling visage? WELL HERE IS THE SEQUEL MISTER.
Goodbye Shaq Daddy
Man, what are we going to do without Shaquille O’ Neal? The Shaq Daddy announced his retirement yesterday and I am all broken up about it. Mostly because he straddled that line between “genuinely funny” and “accidentally hilarious” that all of us strive for. Ah hell, let’s count down the top 10 most embarrassing moments […]
Night of the Demons 2
Night of the Demons 2. The mere mention of it’s name brings to mind films like The Godfather 2, The Bride of Frankenstein or even say Terminator 2. Sequels to classic American cinema that arguably pass there predecessor. None of this is true, but it seemed like a relatively amusing point to start off with. […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Well, I did an obnoxiously long review of the original Nightmare, so let’s do a short lazy man’s review of it’s remake. This is all code for “I am not watching the 2010 Freddy ever again if I can help it.“
The Hall of Fame
Jill Terashita was born on…some…date…in the past…in…America maybe. But possibly somewhere in greater Asia. I don’t know people and you coming here CLAMORING for Terashita facts is your own fault. (She was born in Toronto according to IMDB. TORONTO?!) This isn’t a damn…a damn fact summit. This is a celebration of all the things great […]
Mastodon – Crack In The Skye
Metal is one goofy ass genre of music. I’m far too lazy to get into the many sub genres it offers, but while I find myself so very comfortable pressed up against it’s mighty heaving chest, there’s no denying that one and all offer more than a few silly moments. Mastodon is for the most […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
You know, I just don’t like Freddy flicks. Despite his strange power over women who grew up watching him, I was more of a Jason fan. The grunting, the hideous disfigurement, the need to wear baggy work pants at all time, me and Mrs. Voorhes baby boy just had more in common. Also, the Nightmare […]
Macho Man, Randy Savage
Wrestling is an awful thing to love. Not only will you be mocked for the duration of your life for this interest, the guys you cheer for are usually a little less than Saints. The pinnacle of my blind adulation for the “sport” was of course those blissful early years of my life. My young […]